Saturday, November 26, 2011

What is B.E?
8 semesters
80GB syllabus
80MB we study
80KB v remembr
80bytes v answr
BINARY marks we get,
The degree finally we get isB.E.! Brain Empty
mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile ,
ye akele rehne se darte hai ,
le lo exam bhi sms par kyo ki ye ek hi chiz
to hai jo mann lagakar padhte hai
Book khulti hai,
exam ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.
Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana
to marksheet se bayan hota hai best of luck for exam.......
In a maths eXam everyone was writing except
SANTA was dancing. Y..?
because someone told him that
there is marks for every step

Friday, November 25, 2011

Preeto:aaj apni wedding aniversory hai,
aaj butter chicken banande ha.Santa: kyu bhai,
galti assi keeti te sajaa bechare kukkad nu kyu mile
Har geet kahani keh janda,
Is ishq diyaan zanzeeran di,
Arshan ch digge ranje di,
mehlan ton ujrian heeran di,
Ah rog tabahi kar turde,
ohna saahon bane fakeeran di,
Par pher vi je koi ishq kare tan
samjo galti hai takdeeran di!
Husn jachda nahi shingar binaZindagi narak hai
tere pyaar binaAssi pal-pal jinde Assi pal-pal marde
Sadda ji nahi lagda sade yaar bina.
Asi dhupp samjhi oh chaa nikli,
Asi majh samjhi oh gaa nikli,
Beda garak ho jaave inha beauty parloura da,
Asi kudi samjhi te oh kudi di ma nikli.
Jad taq mere vich saah dosta..
Tainu milan di dil ch rahegi chaah dosta..
Tu aavi chahe na aavi..
Asi taqde rahange teri raah dosta..
Na Din Da PataNa Pata Raat Da,
Ek Javab Devi Raba Tu Meri Baat Da.Kai Din Ho Gaye
Sanu Vicha deya Nu,
Kehda Din Rakheya Tu Sadi Mulakat Da?
Dil Wich Teri Yaad Sajna Akhan Wich Tere Khwaab Sajna,
Tainu Yaad Kare Bina Neend Vi
Nhi Aund iSadi Ankh Tere Khawaaba Di Mohtaaz Sajna.
Yaara, yaari da maan rakhi,
Dimaag ch nai meri Dil ch pehchaan rakhi,
Main vi manga dua ik Rab kolo,
Mere yaar nu har Dukh toh anjaan rakhi.
Phul vaang todya dil mera,
shishe vaang todi takdeer meri,
1 chit kare bhul java tenu,
par bhuldi nahi eh pyari tasveer teri.
chithi likh de nu kalam puchan laggi,
tu kis nu dard sunaun lagga,
koi tainu v yaad karda hai,
k aive hi apna waqt guwaun lagga?
Har pal Rehnda tera khayal ki
kriye Zindgi bn gyi ek swal ki kariye
Tusi lende nhi khabar sadi
Nhi reh hunda puche bina tuhada haal ki kriye
Asi hanjua nal yaari pa laini,
Asi dukha nal yaari pa laini,
Tu bhul ji beshak yaad rakhi,
Asi teri yaada ch zindgi gwa laini.
Ibadat rabb de te surat yaar de hove.
Sajda rabb da te rasam pyar de hove.
Aashiqan de mahjab da ki dassiye.
Zikar rabb da te gal yaar de hove.
Zeher vekh ke pita ta ki pita,
ishq soch ke kita te ki kita,
dil de ke je dil len di umeed rakhi,
eho jeha pyar kita te ki kita.
Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne,
kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne,
khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne,
rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v ka